Fuck Origami
Folding Paper sucks worse than
Folding my hot clothes.

Stacey Loves

I received a $50 gvisa card for participating in an Indeed study basically proving that I am old and will never get a good job and should just pull out all my teeth so I can use the only bit of classroom training that is worth somethin…. Without teeth I could probably become a legend. I still have baby teeth that I have to wait 6 months to finally get pulled. So instead I bought an electronic toothbrush. AN Oral B during Walmarts 6.5 white stone response to Amazon Prime Days.

It’s glorious. Got me thinking—why stop at brushing? Toothbrushes have been around over a hundred years. Vibrators too. You know what’s not around? A single appliance that knows how to multitask properly.

Give me a dual-function electronic toothbrush that charges like a normal appliance—no data, no magnetic charger, no creepy Bluetooth pairing that ends up talking to your fridge. Just solid attachments, one click, one cord. Hygiene and pleasure in one plug-and-play moment. No shame. No spyware.